Despite recent signs of life, another week has come and gone without the Trump T1 Phone. We’re now over nine months since its announcement in June of last year, and it just keeps missing ship dates. That’s enough time to gestate and birth a whole human baby! It’s also like, three (RIP) Samsung Galaxy Z TriFolds long. Which got me to thinking, what other products and services arrived — and maybe even departed — in the time that we’ve been waiting for the T1? Here is an incomplete list:

This is clearly not an exhaustive list of happenings, but you know, it puts things into perspective. Entire product life cycles have played out in the time since this dang phone was announced! Let me know what you’d add to the list in the comments, and if you gestated and birthed a human in this time I definitely want to hear about it.

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