Author: Zach_Wilson
Sam Bankman-Fried is going to talk himself right into jail
Sam Bankman-Fried is so fucked. I have come to court every day since opening arguments thinking, Surely things cannot get worse for this man. Surely we have reached the bottom. Unfortunately, there is no bottom — in the prosecution’s telling, FTX and Alameda Research, his exchange and trading company, were matryoshka…
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Infiniti’s sleek Vision Qe concept is a reminder of the EVs it hasn’t launched
Infiniti is looking to launch its first electric vehicle ever: a super sporty fastback sedan based on a newly revealed concept it calls the Vision Qe. The luxury brand of Nissan debuted the new concept at Japan’s Mobility Show 2023 this week and promised a production version will follow, well,…
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Ford hits the brakes on $12 billion in EV spending because EVs are too expensive
Ford is postponing $12 billion in EV factory building, including a planned battery factory in Kentucky. The reasons given were an unwillingness by customers to pay extra for its electric vehicles. You see, they’re too expensive, and now Ford’s massive transformation into an EV company is now going to take…
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Here is Intel’s new Bong-filled hip-hop hold music
I know, I know, my headline is a lot — but it’s true! “Wait, is that Intel?” asked my wife the moment the conference call hold music began playing over my speakers. Mission accomplished, I presume! Also… it’s kind of catchy? Intel corp comms director William Moss confirms this is…
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The Xiaomi 14 and 14 Pro are the first to house Qualcomm’s brand-new chipset
Qualcomm’s Snapdragon 8 Gen 3 is just a couple of days of old, and per usual, Xiaomi has already announced new flagship phones that put it to use. The Xiaomi 14 and 14 Pro will be exclusive to China before a likely global (minus the US) launch, but for now,…
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Xbox is making it easier to play keyboard-focused games on a controller
Xbox’s latest update adds a way to map controller buttons to keyboard keys. If you have the Xbox Elite Wireless Controller Series 2 and the Xbox Adaptive Controller, you can now assign specific keyboard keys to buttons on your controller. This should make it easier to play games that have…
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