Tag: Tech

Your iPhone Can Now Edit Texts. Enjoy The Chaos.

The latest software update for your iPhone, iOS 16, is here. It has a bunch of new features, like a customizable homescreen, the ability to schedule emails, and some other things, like shared photo libraries, that will roll out later this fall. But you, a messy bitch who lives for…

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I’m Pretty Sure Apple Knows We’re All Going To Die Soon

Apple doubled down on the geezer pleasers with yet another safety feature: car crash detection. This feature exists on the new iPhone 14 too, and it works by multiple systems: The microphone, GPS, gyrometers, and other gizmos inside the device are able to detect the motion of a car crash.…

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Here’s What’s New On The Latest iPhone 14 And 14 Pro

The iPhone Pros also have a brand-new always-on display, which means that the phones can display the date and time, weather, Apple Watch fitness status, calendar appointments, and other information even when it is locked. Apple also debuted a new satellite-based emergency service that it plans to run in-house, a…

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I Don’t Care About The iPhone 14 Because Chris Pine Uses A Disposable Camera

If you have not been feverishly refreshing 9to5 Mac for the last two weeks instead of catching up with real news, there is dazzlingly delicious drama surrounding the press tour and release of the Olivia Wilde–directed thriller. Rumors of tension between Wilde and Pugh, Wilde dating (or no longer dating?)…

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This Is The New Apple Watch Ultra

Today, Apple announced an updated Series 8 Apple Watch and updates to the cheaper SE versions — but more excitingly, it announced a brand-new Apple Watch Ultra designed for extreme temperatures and rough conditions during physical activities. First, the Apple Watch Series 8 gets updates from the old Series 7,…

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Kiwi Farms, A Notorious Hate Site, Has Been Taken Down By Cloudflare

Last Wednesday, Cloudflare issued a statement about its abuse policies that, while not directly addressing the campaign or Kiwi Farms itself, indicated that it would not be taking action against the website. “Terminating security services for content that our team personally feels is disgusting and immoral would be the popular…

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